Project Orion II Versus Sando Aqua Monster

I am Project Orion II's Chief Designer so by default Project Orion II is one of my most frequent haunts.  My other most frequent haunts include Jupiter "Floaters" and "Hunters" from Carl Sagan's Cosmos, Atomic Rockets, realistic interstellar travel, and astronomy.  There is a Sando Aqua Monster lover whose pseudonym is Tusserk (a.k.a. Tussy) and is a member of the Star Wars Artists' Guild (SWAG).  That imbecile drew a "Jedi Sando Aqua Monster" and loves to brag about how those cosmic vermin are "Force sensitive".  Sando Aqua Monsters are one of Tussy's most frequent haunts.  Sorry Tussy, but my interstellar brainchild Project Orion II will always have the upper hand over the Sando Aqua Monster.

Project Orion II Specifications:

Length: 190 meters
Width: 50 meters
Payload Mass: 225 tonnes
Dry Mass: 1,000 tonnes
Propellent Mass: 9,000 tonnes
Departure Mass: 10,000 tonnes
Powerplant: D-He3 fusion pulse propulsion / Magsail
Speed: 10% lightspeed (30,000 kilometers per second)
Affiliation: Reason

Sando Aqua Monster Specifications:

Average Length: 160 meters
Speed: 160 kilometers per hour
Affiliation: Superstition

Project Orion II operates in outer space and the Sando Aqua Monster cannot even fly!  It is obvious from all of the evidence that Project Orion II wins hands down!  Even Tussy's Sando Aqua Jedi would be no match for the Orion II Starship for the same reasons as I stated before.  That is because Project Orion II (if one were to arm it) can strike from outer space while the Sando Aqua Jedi cannot even fly and the beam would come at the speed of light, thus not allowing the Jedi Sando Aqua Monster enough time to react.  The Force will not do Jedi Sando any good because it is a product of SICK brains.  Christophrenia is the belief in resurrected zombies that save with blood, namely Zombie Jesus.  Religion is organized schizophrenia.  Check out Calpurnpiso's Philosophy for more information on why belief in Zombie God or the Force is just like schizophrenia since the guy backs up what he says with FACTS!

Project Orion II

A Poison Tree: My Anger At The Sando Aqua Monster

This post is derived from A Poison Tree by William Blake which is a little poem with a big point.


A Poison Tree is solely grown by anger.  The poison tree is largely a metaphor for holding in anger and not letting it go.


Why I am so angry with the Sando Aqua Monster



Don't you DARE tell me that Sando Aqua Monsters don't have any predators, Cloverfield is a predator of Sando Aqua Monsters

When I first saw Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (TPM) in theaters in 1999, a poison tree had sprouted!  You may ask me what caused my poison tree to sprout, let me explain.  It is extremely rare for me to get so tormented by a minor aspect of a film, usually when I dislike something it is for big points such as the fact that Halo is war propaganda.  The 18-second segment of TPM in which a Sando Aqua Monster bit a Colo Claw Fish in two and ate it for lunch is such a rare occasion for me in which a nitpick makes me furious.  I am serious, the fact that the TPM underwater scene GLORIFIED that act of the Sando torturing and eating the Colo is exactly what sprouted the poison tree that I am talking about.  One thing that nurtured that poison tree is that I was virtually unaware that I was a protector of Colo Claw Fish until Saturday, March 20, 2004.

Since March 20, 2004, I envisioned using certain non-Star Wars interstellar spacecraft such as Project Orion II to protect Colo Claw Fish from Sando Aqua Monsters.  And this has including visions of starships such as Bussard Ramjets capable of housing Colo Claw Fish while they ply deep space.  I also envisioned using blue-ringed octopus (Hapalochlaena) to counter the Sando Aqua Monster in a style reminiscent of The Eagle And The Beetle.  Now I imagine the Cloverfield Leviathan eating Sando Aqua Monsters for dinner.  Cloverfield is my favorite monster movie.


My REVENGE: Cloverfield the natural enemy of Sando Aqua Monsters revealed! 

Project Orion II and the Cloverfield leviathan will gang up on the Sando Aqua Monster.  Cloverfield is 365.8 meters in total body length and is 225.6 meters wide if the arms are outstretched.  The Sando Aqua Monster is only 160 meters long.  The Sando was an adult, but the larger Clover was an infant or juvenile.  I am NOT joking, the Cloverfield leviathan which is larger than the Sando Aqua Monster is a child, and this can be proven in the featurette called "I Saw It!  It's Alive!  It's Huge!" on a Cloverfield DVD or Blu-Ray by the creators of that film!  Anyone who thinks that the Sando Aqua Monster can beat Clover is a liar and needs to STFU!

Although I no longer hate Star Wars, I STILL hate the Sando Aqua Monster.  I am also troubled by the fact that some Star Wars fans openly love Sando Aqua Monsters and glorify the sadistic vermin.  Allow me to give you one example, on the Star Wars Artists' Guild (SWAG) website someone going by the pseudonym of "Tusserk" (a.k.a. Tussy) drew a picture of a "Jedi Sando Aqua Monster" because she is a massive fan of those rotten animals.  Tussy drew that aforementioned Sando Aqua Jedi at the request of another SWAG member going by the pseudonym of "VashKnives".  Tussy claims that Sando Aqua Monsters are "Force-sensitive" eventhough from my readings of offical Star Wars sources about Sando Aqua Monsters I saw no evidence of that.  Both the Orion II Starship and the Cloverfield leviathan own the Sando Aqua Monster for obvious reasons.

Orion II Starship

Happy 13th Birthday Project Orion II

Saturday, February 18, 2012 is the Thirteenth Birthday of Project Orion II.

Project Orion II's Symbol: The Dodecahedron

Project Orion II

 

Project Orion II's Apprentice: Colo Claw Fish

Hello, this is Project Orion II's Chief Designer Timothy McHugh and I have something that I want to tell you on this special day to me.  Thirteen years ago in the morning of Thursday, February 18, 1999, I came up with my most prized interstellar brainchild dubbed Project Orion II after realizing that the original Project Orion was defunct via hearing from someone who read about it.  Today is Project Orion II's thirteenth birthday on Saturday, February 18, 2012.  I commemorate February 18 as the birthday of my vision.  The dodecahedron is the symbol that I have adopted for Project Orion II.  Project Orion II's sexy alien apprentice is the Colo Claw Fish as in the Colo Claw Fish & Project Orion II Unity.

Happy 13th Birthday Project Orion II:

To my most prized brainchid
I wish you a stellar 13th birthday
You are the very reason that I go to college
Studying to be an aerospace engineer
You provide true hope for me and everything that I stand for
You foiled the Drej Queen's plot to destroy Earth with logic
You are so united with Colo Claw Fish as your apprentice in an Orion II Unity
You are like a bright lonely spark in a sea of jet black darkness
Project Orion II, I am forever grateful for conceiving you
You signal the end of the Military Industrial Complex and capitalism
You adapt to reality checks since you were born from reality checks to begin with
You are by far one of the most if not the most flexible interstellar project so far conceived
You will promote international cooperation and end nationalism and national pride
You bear my very best and the very best of other kinred luminaries of reason

Project Orion II's interstellar destination is still undecided for scientific reasons, but I am hoping that Project Orion II will travel to Alpha Centauri (a.k.a. Rigel Kentaurus, Rigel Kent, or Toliman) which si only 4.37 light-years away.  Alpha Centauri A is a G2-type yellow dwarf and is slightly larger and brighter than our own Sun, Alpha Centauri B is a K0-tyle orange dwarf star whihc is slightly smaller and dimmer than our sun.  At closest approach, the two suns in Rigel Kentaurus are over eleven astronomical units apart and at farthest from one another more than thirty astronomical units apart.  The maximum distance from each star than a planet can maintain a stable orbit is two astronomical units.  The habitable zones of both of the star fall comfortably within the 2 AU radious from each star.  Rigel Kentaurus is a metal rich star system with a higher metal content than our solar system has.  However, astronomers have yet to detect whether or not there are actually planets circling those suns, let alone to assertain if there are habitable planets orbiting one or both of those stars.  Gas giants are unlikely since there is not enough room between the stars for gas gianst to form, but rocky planets are likely indeed.  Who knows, perhaps Colo Claw Fish do inhabit an Earth-like planet orbiting in the habitable zone aound one of the two stars in Rigel Kentaurus.

Scale size comparison of our Sun and the stars of Alpha Centauri



Distance in kilometsr from the Sun to Alpha and Proxima Centauri



Alpha Centauri closest approach and 2 AU limit for stable orbit

Project Orion II Specifications:

Length: 190 meters
Width: 50 meters
Payload Mass: 225 tonnes
Dry Mass: 1,000 tonnes
D-He3 Propellent Mass: 9,000 tonnes
Departure Mass: 10,000 tonnes
Speed: 0.1c (30,000 kilometers per second)

Project Orion II Inspirational Quote:

"The through the vast and gloomy dark,
Ther moves what seems a firey spark,
A lonely spark with silvery rays
Piercing the coal-black night." - Edward Lear

Above is a video describing the specifics of Project Orion II and below is a video talking about the Colo Claw Fish & Project Orion II Unity.  I uploaded both of these videos, it is me who is in the videos.

I just had to create this specific post on this specific day of they year because it is only logical to celebrate Project Orion II's birthday every February 18.

Project Orion II will discipline the Sando Aqua Monster!  The above video about how the Orion II Starship will own the Sando Aqua Monster is a video that I made under an account that I have now retired.  The Orion II Starship will beat the Sando Aqua Menace to punish that leviathan for torturing and eating Colo Claw Fish for lunch.  Orion II has the ultimate advantage over the Sando because 1) Orion II operates in outer space and the Sando cannot even fly, 2) Orion II (if used for a military purpose) can strike from a greater distance than the Sando can, 3) Orion II is a whole lot faster than the Sando, and 4) Orion II is built on reality checks while the Sando is grown on bollocks.  However that video is about good that I got out of the Sando Aqua Monster as a target for catharis for my forebodings that I cna defeat with my most prized brainchild guaranteed.

Didn't I (Blow Your Mind This Time) - The Delfonics (1970)

Beginnings - The Chicago Transit Authority (1970)

I'll Be Around - The Spinners (1972)

The 1972 song called "I'll Be Around" by The Spinners happens to remind me of Project Orion II and the Orion II Starship everytime I hear it; therefore, it is one of my favorite songs.  This song is especially good for reflecting the exact same type of mood that would go into the Colo Claw Fish & Project Orion II Unity.

Turn The Beat Around - Vicki Sue Robinson (1976)

Project Orion II Birthday Video

Colo Claw Fish & Project Orion II Unity & Project Orion II Victory

Hello, this is Project Orion II's Chief Designer Timothy McHugh and I am going to talk about some excellent news.  In the evening of Tuesday, February 16, 1999, I started a psychological opposition towards the X-Wings that became known as the Orion Crisis that lasted for precisely thirteen years, hence the term "13-Year Orion Crisis (13YOC)".  I don't like X-Wings because I do not like the design.  Yesterday in the evening of Thursday, February 16, 2012, I achieved my psychological goal of having spacecraft designs that I like such as Project Orion II or Arwings from Star Fox instead of X-Wings take the Death Star out of commission.  Now that I have achieved my long-sought-after objective,  I will make official a psychological unity that I refer to as the Colo Claw Fish & Project Orion II Unity which will be in a permanent state.

Colo Claw Fish can grow up to 40 meters in body length and I do speculate and believe that they are real aliens, but let me explain why I view them differently than Star Wars does.  First of all, you cannot have liquid water in the core of a planet or even just below the rocky crust of an Earth-like planet, that goes against basic planetary physics.  Continental crust is made of granite while oceanic crust is made of a denser basalt.  Water is a lot less dense than any rock; therefore, rock always sinks in water.  If Colo Claw Fish exist, they would live above the oceanic crust of their home planet or moon, not below it and certainly not in the planet core!  I believe that Colo Claw Fish do not live in a galaxy far, far away and instead live in our own Milky Way Galaxy, perhaps in the ocean of a habitable planet or moon in a star system nearby to us such as Alpha Centauri 4.37ly, Tau Ceti 11.9ly and 40 Eridani 16.7ly.  I am not only hoping that there are Earth-like worlds in the Alpha Centauri star system, I also hope that Colo Claw Fish live at Alpha Centauri as well.  That is especially true since Alpha Centauri is our next door neighbor in galactic terms.  Colo Claw Fish have a slow digestive system and even hibernate, and this makes them very safe for human ecology despite them being predators.  Colo Claw Fish would be much safer to human life than locusts or tribbles for example.  In fact, we know more about the surfaces of the moon and Mars than we do about our won planet's oceans and we only explored 1% of the Earth's oceans.  This raises an interesting possibility that there is a remote possibility that real Colo Claw Fish might live on our own planet and we have yet to discover them.

Project Orion II is a concept of a deuterium-helium3 inertial confinement fusion pulse propulsion interstellar spacecraft that borrows from other interstellar travel concepts including Project Orion (1958-1965), Project Daedalus (1973-1978), and the ongoing Project Icarus study.  Project Orion was an attempt to develop a spacecraft propelled by nuclear explosives behind a pusher plate and was under top secret development until after the signing of the 1963 Nuclear Test Ban Treaty that forbids nuclear explosions in space.  Project Daedalus was a five-year study by the British Interplanetary Society of a deuterium-helium3 fusion pulse propelled interstellar probe flyby mission to Barnard's Star 5.9ly.  Project Icarus is another five-year theoretical study that started in latter 2009 between the Tau Zero Foundation and the British Interplanetary Society that like Orion II, must slow down to another star system.  Orion II will have a secondary propulsion system such as a magsail or a lightsail to permit it to save fuel and decelerate.  The Orion II Starship will be 190 meters in total length and have a width of 50 meters.  Orion II will travel at a top speed of at least ten percent of the cosmic speed limit, the speed of light.  So a voyage to Alpha Centauri only 4.37 light-years away; factoring in both the acceleration and deceleration phases of the mission would take about fifty years, less than a human lifespan.  So if my Alpha Centauri hopes are true, it would take the Orion II Starship starting from launch a half century to travel to the real home of Colo Claw Fish and discover them.  Project Orion II will be built and launched before the end of the 21st Century and arrive at Alpha Centauri and possibly find Colo Claw Fish in the early half of the 22nd Century.

Originally before the 13YOC starting on Monday, August 17, 1998, I tired a psychological unity between the original Project Orion and X-Wing Starfighters that turned out to be an ill-fated disaster that eventually resulted in the Orion Crisis starting on the following Mardi Gras.  And that is exactly why the Orion II Unity is with Colo Claw Fish instead of X-Wings.  I will make a video series and some posts talking about the 13YOC including a back story starting with my birth to show how it all developed.

Jupiter "Floaters" and "Hunters" (Carl Sagan's Cosmos)

 Above is an image of the Jovian "floaters" and "hunters" that were featured in Chapter/Episode 2 of Carl Sagan's Cosmos called "Once Voice In The Cosmic Fugue".  I was fascinated by the possibility of life in the atmospheres of gas giants since early 1999.  Below is a video talking about the Colo Claw Fish & Project  Orion II Unity.

Team Star Fox vs. the Death Star

In this post I will have Team Star Fox instead of Rogue Squadron attack the moon-like planet buster known as the Death Star because of what it does and its shape.  It will be Fox McCloud instead of Luke Skywalker who will take the Death Star out of commission.  As a result, the Death Star will be blown apart by an Arwing instead of an X-Wing.  I am disgusted with certain fan fiction fantasies about the Death Star demolishing Planet Earth and the moon Pandora from James Cameron's Avatar, especially since this is being done for no good or logical reason whatsoever.  Don't get me wrong, fan fiction also helps me in various other areas ranging from taking Colo Claw Fish under my wing to having a non-Star Wars hero that I love blow up the deadly Death Star.  In conclusion fan fiction both helps me and causes me problems.  A perfect example of a fan fiction that glorifies using the Death Star to wipe out what one does not like is a genocidal fantasy YouTube video by YouTuber with the username of Radith87 called "How Avatar Should Have Ended".  That video was designed to punish Avatar for overtaking Star Wars in the box office out of raw jealousy and revenge.  I bet that the chief reason some idiots fantasize about the Death Star blasting our planet to rubble is to attack Star Trek by blowing up the capital planet of the United Federation of Planets, which is the same as the planet we live on.  I was angry when I first saw the trailers to Titan AE since it had a spaceship destroy Earth.  Had Titan AE never been written, there would STILL be those fantasies about the Death Star destroying Earth and Pandora.


Fox McCloud: Lead pilot of Team Star Fox

Fox McCloud is the leader of the Star Fox team and his piloting prowess is unmatched.  He is a far better pilot than any star pilot in the Star Wars universe.  Unlike Luke Skywalker, Fox McCloud does not need any mumbo jumbo or superstition such as the Force to take out the Death Star since he is a excellent pilot to begin with.

Grand Moff Tarkin: Captain of the Death Star

Grand Moff Tarkin is the captain of the Imperial Death Star who loves to say the following line, "You may fire when ready."  He is skinny and tall.

Arwing: Starfighter of choice for Team Star Fox

Team Star Fox has four Arwings flown by the aforementioned Fox McCloud, Falco Lombardi, Krystal, and Slippy Toad.  Arwings are far superior to any Star Wars starfighters including X-Wing Starfighters and let me explain.  First of all, X-wings are only destroyed with one or two hits, even with the shields up.  Conversely, Arwings have shields that can take many hits before going down.  Secondly, there is no maneuver that an X-Wing can do that an Arwing cannot do, plus Arwings can do barrel rolls to deflect enemy fire which X-Wings cannot do.  Thirdly, an Arwing is both faster and more maneuverable than an X-Wing.  Fourthly, Arwings have smart nova bombs that can decimate scores of enemy fighters which X-Wings' proton torpedoes cannot do.  Fithly, Arwings have a better design for entering and exiting atmospheres than X-Wings do.  Many sci-fi has got it wrong in the sense that you cannot bank or swerve in space plus you are not really helpless when someone is behind you in space.  That is because there is no friction to push against in space as well as the fact that a spacecraft can fly in any angle they want to when cruising, even backwards.  Pivoting and swiveling can be done in a vacumm like outer space.  But either way, an Arwing is a far better choice of starfighter in taking the Death Star out of commission. 

Death Star

The Imperial Death Star is a moon-like battle station with enough firepower to obliterate an entire planet in one shot.  In the original Star Wars movie, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, the Death Star test fired its planet-busting superlaser on Princess Leia's homeworld of Alderaan.  In certain fan fiction, this superweapon has been envisioned by some jerks to destroy other planets including Naboo (Star Wars), Pandora (Avatar), and Earth out of blind hatred by the individuals with such fantasies.  The reason that Naboo has been targeted by some Death Star-related fan fiction is because many old-school Star Wars fanatics are pissed off at the changes that George Lucas did to Star Wars; especially aspects such as Jar Jar Binks, so they choose to lash out in their vindictive imaginations.  NEWSFLASH you old school Starwoids, George Lucas is the creator of the entire Star Wars franchise, and if you don't like the changes, then walk away from that franchise.  Please stop lashing out.  Radith87 glorified using the Death Star to wipe out the Na'vi and blasting Pandora all because he was upset that Star Wars was not number one in the box offic and motivated by immature jealousy.  I bet that the Star Wars fans who envision the Death Star decimating Earth are mainly doing it to cripple the United Federation of Planets from Star Trek by attacking the Federation where it hurts the most. 

TIE Fighter: The Death Star's fighters

The Death Star is guarded by swarms of Twin Ion Engine (TIE) Fighters that swarm attacking starfigthters in order to defend the Death Star.  TIE fighters are taken out with only one shot and are no match for Arwings, especially since Arwings can use nova bombs to take out scores of them per blast.  Team Star Fox can easily take on the TIE Team.

Fox McCloud would place a smart nova bomb into the thermal exhaust port which will be obvious despite interference surrounding it.  As to not have to rely on a ficticious weakness, Fox would drop an antimatter bomb into the thermal exhaust port that will go off once in the center of that battle station as to shield Team Star Fox from the deadlist elements of the blast, gamma rays.

Star Peace

In this post, I will call for an end to the highly heated "Star Trek vs Star Wars" fan rivalry since it is based purely on nebulous reasons.  There is an overrated, over-hyped, and over-priced bloodthirsty militaristic science fiction gaming franchise called Halo that threatens to militarize the space genre.  I am not making  this up, Halo is blatant military propaganda and it can be proven in the video below:

As you can see in the above video, Bungie and Halo have ties to the US Army, the Pentagon, and the Military Industrial Complex.  Halo is just a colossal propaganda advertisement for the Military Industrial Complex.  Don't ever tell me so ignorant as the claim that Star Wars and Halo are very similar, because they are very different.  The last Star Wars Prequel, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith (ROTS) was against the George and Dick administration and their pro-war foreign policy.  Obi-Wan said, "My loyalty is to democracy, to the Republic."  Anakin replied, "If you are not with me, then you are my enemy."  Anakin's aforementioned line was modeled after Geroge's quote saying, "You are either with us or you are with the terrorists."  Contrary to what some fanatics say, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (TPM) has deep meaning starting with the fact that nobody is born evil.  Another  big point of TPM is what happens to one will effect the other as demonstrated with the Gunbgans and the Naboo who disagreed with each other but lived in peace.  This is what we need to emulate instead of the asinine "Star Trek vs Star Wars" fan rivalry and is also the meaning behind my vision of Colo Claw Fish Carriers and their captains forgiving Sando Aqua Monsters.  Halo on the other hand goes against the meaning of Star Wars, and I know this since I am highly intelligent, logical, and highly educated.

I will envision using 2500m Heavy Colo Claw Fish Carriers to push for an end to Halo.  Heavy Colo Claw  Fish Carriers will once they pick up their Colo Claw Fish passengers form Naboo go straight to the heart of the Halo Universe via a wormhole to protest the militainment and military propaganda that Halo is.  Halo is just nonstop violence and a growing mountain of feces higher than Mt Everest that I fondly refer to as "Mt Halo".

Heavy Colo Claw Fish Carrier

VS

Mt Halo

Had Gene Roddenberry lived to see Mt Halo, he would have been thoroughly disgusted by that sick franchise.

Titan AE Brings NO Peace, NO Joy!

This post is to counter Titan AE since I HATE that highly illogical science fiction film for having a spaceship destroy Earth for no good reason story wise whatsoever, for purely illogical reasons.  They had the Alahenena destroy our planet in the name of handwavium and handwavium alone, and that is SICK!  I no longer dislike or hate Star Wars unlike when I wrote some previous posts.  I would much rather watch Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (TPM) than watch Titan AE TOXICITY any day!  I ceased to have antipathy towards Star Wars on Friday, February 10, 2012 when I saw the 3D re-release of TPM in protest of Titan AE.  If you tell me that no one could have stopped the Drej from destroying Earth, I will tell you to shut up since I have strong feelings in favor of saving Earth.

I will forgive the Sando Aqua Monster for eating one Colo Claw Fish in the TPM underwater scene since that is NOTHING when compared to the unforgivable crime of having a spaceship destroying Earth.  A Colo Claw Fish Carrier can easily drain the Alahenena with is massive frontal ram scoop and this could perhaps boost the performance of the Colo Claw Fish Protector Ship that eats the Crystalline Drej Ship.  The 500m Bussard Ramjet carrying Kyro Sparkles Seymour the Colo Claw Fish will foil the Drej Queen's plot  to destroy Earth by sucking up the Drej energy from the Alahenena with its ramjet engine.  One way to stop the Drej from destroying Earth without relying on a fictitious weakness is using an antimatter bomb which is a hundred times more powerful than a nuclear warhead.  A teaspoon of antimatter is enough to destroy an entire major city, the Alahenena is 7620 meters long, smaller than a major city.  To solve the problem of the gamma rays, the antimatter bomb would be in the heart of the Alahenena before going off as to shield the Colo Claw Fish Carrier from the deadliest elements of the blast.

500m Light Colo Claw Fish Carrier

Or


2500m Heavy Colo Claw Fish Carrier

VS 

7620m Alahenena

I also HATE Titan AE since it is soaked in handwavium, not even Star Wars which is not even science fiction is nearly this stupid.  And the sad thing is that Titan AE IS science fiction yet it is virtually pure handwavium and highly illogical.  The ONLY thing that Titan AE got right in its story is the internal layout of the Titan Project, like that of a skyscraper.  There is a common misconception that starships have internal layouts like that of boats due to a "Space is an ocean" fallacy.  However, the Titan is a handwavium device since it is designed to magically create an entire Earth-sized planet from scratch and make it habitable all within one year, this is against physics.  Terraforming is NOT creating planets, it is purely taken an already existing planet such as Venus or Mars and making it Earth-like and takes a time span like centuries to do.  In Titan AE, we did not terraform any planets, but were able to magically create habitable planets, this is absurd.  Titan AE had the Drej demolish our planet just to leave the fate of humanity in some handwavium device, I HATE this with a purple passion!  Newsflash Titan AE, you need REALITY and the laws of physics to save things!

The villains of the movie, the terrorist group known as the Drej are pure handwavium and don't you dare deny it.  First of all, the Drej are said to be pure energy, but they are corporeal beings with tangible bodies like you and I.  The Drej Stingers and Alahenena are made out of pure energy; don't make me laugh, they have tangible designs.  This is a contradiction that flies in the face of physics since pure energy cannot be tangible and pure energy life would be non-corporeal meaning without a body.   Another absurdity is the fact  that an ENTIRE white dwarf is crammed into the the Alahenena to power the ship.  The Drej are apparently motiveless villains who apparently do not want anyone creating planets.  We don't learn jack about Drej culture, Drej society, Drej lifestyle as to why they would want to stamp out the human species to begin with.  So the idea  of the Drej destroying a planet  that we already have just to prevent us from creating planets falls flat on its face when put under even the slightest scrutiny.  The film then says that no one can defeat the Drej yet in the climax of the film Cale defeated them by activating the Titan with his magic ring and draining their vessel, this is a contradiction.  I bet that some might think that the Drej Mothership is stealthy on the basis of the Drej coming without waring to Earth in the film, so don't you even dare count on that.  There is absolutely no stealth in space and this is guaranteed by the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics!  For more information on why space stealth is handwavium, check out the Atomic Rockets website's Common Misconceptions, Respecting Science, Detection In Space Warefare, and Exotic Space Weapons web pages.  The Alahenena would be spotted light-years away and its heat signature would give it away when it is farther from Earth than Alpha Centauri is.  The space shuttle's main engines can be detected past Pluto.  A 190m Project Orion II Starship or a Bussard Ramjet such as a Colo Claw Fish Carrier would also have enough time to deliver the antimatter bomb that will take the Alahenena out of commission in time ot save Planet Earth.

However, despite such an asinine and abhorrent story, Titan AE's messages are excellent and ideals that I agree with.  Titan AE gives messages of hope, second chances, finding a home, belonging, etc and those are reasons that some other people like Titan AE and I will respect that.  Some feel that the voice cast was good.  I have no comment on the music or the style of animation in Titan AE.

The one Star Trek character who instantly reminds me of Titan AE is Nero from the 2009 JJ Abrams Star Trek movie who destroyed Vulcan and tried to destroy Earth in an effort to avenge the destruction of  Romulus.  I have a copy of the comic book prequel  to the 2009 Star Trek film called Star Trek: Countdown which is a back story on what made this Titan AE-like Romulan so angry.


Nero (Star Trek 2009)

Kyro the Colo Claw Fish will swallow the Drej Queen.  I usually am against such measures and against the death penalty.  However, the Drej Queen is one character that I would like to see die since she tries to wipe out everything that I spend a lifetime protecting via genocide, and I have chosen getting swallowed by Kyro the Colo Claw Fish as the Drej Queen's fate.

Kyro the Colo Claw Fish



EATS 

Drej Queen

In conclusion, Titan AE's morals and cast are excellent, its music and animation are soso.  The story of Titan AE is TOXIC, stupid, ugly, illogical, disjointed, asinine, awful, egregous, absurd, fallacious, unintelligble, unreasonable, unrealistic, idiotic, retarded, mind-numbing, and 100% handwavium.  Titan AE TOXICITY is a mixture of jizz and diarrhea that is puking on, masturbating on, and crapping on astronomy and reason!  When they made Titan AE, it is like they took Carl Sagan's Cosmos and threw it down hard into the dirty gutter.  20th Century Fox pissed me off by making Titan AE and did not earn my forgiveness until after they made what is now my favorite movie, Avatar.