Cranky Crabby & Kyle Colo

Cranky Crabby

Cranky Crabby is a particularly traumatized crustacean who suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) and views his OCD as the "best security blanket ever".  That's right, Cranky Crabby loves his OCD and does not want to get any treatment for it or to be told to give it up.  That is because he nearly lost his life to a seafood chef and the seafood lover in you on a seafood restaurant on a fishing pier at the beach.  He barely escaped and wants to make sure that he never ends up in that situation ever again and wants to avoid even having to think about his ordeal.  Cranky's best friend is a very troubled Sando Aqua Monster named Sabirius ChaKhan whom he obsessively cleans as a ritual for his "security blanket".  He threatens a flashy fun-loving Colo Claw Fish named Kyle Colo to justify having OCD.



 

Cranky Crabby Profile:

 

Motivation: Avoidance

 

Birthday: October 24

 

Favorite Song: Ballroom Blitz - The Sweet

 

Personality: obsessive-compulsive, fearful, controlling, fallacious, grumpy, paranoid

 

Likes: Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD)

 

Dislikes: flashy behavior

 

Allies: Sabirius ChaKhan

 

Enemies: Kyle Colo, Sirius Sando Slayers, seafood chefs, the seafood lover in you

 

 

Kyle Colo

Kyle Colo is an easygoing Colo Claw Fish and a resident of the Ionian Colo Claw Fish Vault Complex.  He is very flashy and that is why he is the target of Cranky's outrage and Sando threats.  He is protected by the head of security at the vaults who is a Sirius Sando Slayer named Orion McSagan.

 

Kyle Colo Personality:

 

Goals: Bringing peace

 

Birthday: August 15

 

Favorite Song: Hey Ya - Outkast

 

Personality: flashy, fun-loving, peaceful, relaxed, easygoing

 

Likes: peace, flashy behavior, fun, sleeping,

 

Dislikes: war, obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD)

 

Allies: Sirius Sando Slayers, Cloverfield, Sim Colo Claw

 

Enemies: Sabirius ChaKhan, Cranky Crabby