Sirius Sagan

Sirius Sagan
A shirtless male character of mine who has big breasts.

Monday, February 27, 2012

The Pitfalls of Misinterpretation

Let me tell you about the pitfalls of misinterpretation in which one for instance views something that is not bad as bad because they misinterpret it.  One contemporary example is some asinine drivel that is circulating on YouTube and the Internet touted by bizzarotards such as an amateur movie critic known as confusedmatthew and a commentator/reviewer/troll known as supergodzilla12 who adamantly believe that the characters of Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa in The Lion King are evil all because they grossly misinterpret the film and its characters due to obsessive nitpicking.  I ALWAYS knew that Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa in the movie The Lion King were good characters ever since 1994 the year the film was first released in theaters since it was so obvious!  Although I always knew that Timon and Pumbaa were good in The Lion King movie itself, there was once a dark period in my life in which I hated Timon and Pumbaa all because of something that I misinterpreted which is now my deepest childhood regret.  So this brings up my deepest fear about the false belief that Timon and Pumbaa are evil in The Lion King film, that it will infect me in such a way as to repeat a past obsession that I now deeply regret.  At least I never though Simba turned bad in any way, just thought that about Timon and Pumbaa.

Anti-Timon & Pumbaa Fanaticism (ATPF)
(August 26, 1995-August 1, 1997)

The true story of what happened to me when I got caught in the pitfalls of misinterpretation started in the morning of Saturday, August 26, 1995 when I was watching Saturday morning cartoons on CBS with some foster brothers.  During the commercial breaks, there were advertisements for a then brand new set of Saturday morning cartoons on CBS that premiered on Saturday, September 16 that year.  The two cartoons that stood out most in my mind were The Mask Animated Series which was a spin-off show of the 1994 live action release called The Mask and The Lion King's Timon & Pumbaa Show.  I visually misinterpreted two clips of the Timon & Pumbaa Show; the first one having Pumbaa jumping off a wall screaming while the second clip had Timon standing on a panda bear's butt with the panda's head apparently in the ground screaming.  From this I thought that Timon and Pumbaa were going to pound the panda into the ground head first in an effort to suffocate the panda; in another words, I thought that they were killing the pandas and that they changed from being good to being bad.  This was a big issue for me because I already knew by then that pandas are an endangered species that is almost extinct.  Juleene Suzanne Brady Hebbler rightfully told me that Timon and Pumbaa were actually saving the pandas, but sadly I did not listen and instead started to hate Timon and Pumbaa and the Anti-Timon & Pumbaa Fanaticism (ATPF) began.  This panda misinterpretation that started ATPF was not nearly as bad as the asinine belief that I fear from the likes of confusedmatthew because of the circumstances that were required to make it possible.  People like confusedmatthew misinterpret Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa's characters while watching the entire film which blows me away.  The panda misinterpretation occured only because 1) I was watching a commercial (esp. for various cartoons) instead of an actual film or TV show and 2) I am more visual than auditory.  Had I watched the actual Timon & Pumbaa show and that actual episode featuring pandas; Don't Break The China, I would have known in advance that Timon and Pumbaa were saving the pandas and would not have gotten ATPF.
ATPF was in its prime during the 1995-96 school year when I attended Encanto Elementary School for the sixth grade.  When I was at Encanto during recess and PE when I was in the field, I saw what I at first thought were speedy caterpillars but later found out were small lizards that were difficult to catch.  From this, lizards became my favorite animals and I turned them against Timon and Pumbaa in my mind.  I also threatened to erase the Timon & Pumbaa Show by recording an astronomy program over it on occasion.  I also drew in ATPF, one of the most notable examples was when I was taking DARE class on how to say no to drugs.  I depicted meerkats like Timon as drug dealers offering drugs to lizards and the lizards saying no to the drugs.

Throughout the ATPF period, I did have an internal conflict since there were pockets of anti-ATPF resistance in me from a part of me that liked Timon and Pumbaa.  One proof of this was my dislike of hyenas that I still had at the time despite ATPF, which is ironic for reasons that I know so well.  One of the most depressing aspects of this chapter of my personal history is that ATPF happened to be at its strongest when one of my favorite childhood movies Toy Story first opened in theaters.

I tried to make a foster brother who was then half my age at the time feel bad for buying a Timon & Pumbaa's Wild Adventures tape called True Guts.  On occasion I did envision spacecraft such as the USS Voyager from a then brand new TV series called Star Trek Voyager being used against Timon and Pumbaa.  There was an unhealthy friendship between me and some teenage African-American girls who got off on and fed ATPF.  Juleene and Bob Hebbler told me many times in late 1995 and throughout 1996 that my hatred of Timon and Pumbaa was all because of something that I misinterpreted but I did not listen.  When my class was broken up into different groups for group projects on terrariums on various habitats on Earth, I wanted to be in a group either working on the rain forest or the ocean.  I ended up in a group working on the Savannah and got upset because I feared being associated with Timon and Puumbaa.

I also got all upset when I found that there were Timon & Pumbaa comic pages in the Comic Zone of a Disney's Adventures book on James And The Giant Peach and misinterpreted how Timon and Pumbaa were acting towards the other animals which obviously stemmed from the aforementioned panda misinterpretation that started it all.  Juleene rightfully explained it, but I did not listen.  When I bought my own copy, I sought to have the Timon & Pumbaa pages torn out and on my sixth anniversary of moving in with the Hebblers on May 25, 1996, through an episode, someone did as I wanted with those pages that I hated.  I was also up in arms when Burger King was selling Timon & Pumbaa toys in their Kid's meals.  I had some awful episodes during ATPF, some of the ATPF-theme fits were physical.  By 1996, Komoto Dragons became my favorite animals.

With my Star Wars phase that began by the second quarter of 1996, the edge was taken off of ATPF as to why the ATPF-related incidents I would create would not be as bad as in late 1995 or early 1996 and be shorter lived.  However, I had a few nitpicks regarding the Star Wars Trilogy that I suppressed my feelings towards.  In November 1996, the movie Star Trek: First Contact first opened in theaters and was not allowed to see it on opening day for some fit that I had.  After some pep talk with a friend, I did get to see Star Trek: First Contact in a theater in College Grove that has long since been torn down on December 26, 1996.  When I saw First Contact in theaters, the Star Wars phase was over and I declared the then brand new Enterprise-E as my favorite starship and First Contact as my favorite movie that I like much better than any Star Wars movie.  As a result, ATPF began to lose momentum at a progressively accelerated rate.

In mid January 1997 when I was in the drive-thru of what was at the time a Taco Bell; I heard on short notice that the Star Wars Trilogy was being brought back to the big screen, and I blew up in a fit that I call the "Theater Episode" and started to hate Star Wars for the first time.  The Theater Episode sealed the fate of any pre-existing obsessions that I had of being against certain things including ATPF.  As a result, I only performed a few ATPF-related acts with only one of them resulting in an episode.  Due to comprehension issues that I had throughout the 1990s, the only thing that could possibly beat ATPF at the time was in imperfect solution that I hatched in the evening of Friday, August 1, 1997 which was inspired by a classic known as The Wizard of Oz.  I came up with the scenario that the only reason that Timon and Pumbaa would kill the pandas is because some wicked witch cast a bad spell on them to make them do it.  Then I envisioned two lizards taking a two week round trip, with one week for one-way, to melt the witch with water and break the spell.  This solution worked beautifully and I finally defeated ATPF over 706 days after it started.  I was excited and celebrating throughout the month of August 1997 my victory over ATPF.  I finally realized that Timon and Pumbaa were saving the pandas as early as late 1999 or as late as early 2001.  It was my Project Orion II concept that was born out of the end of a comprehension issue that I had about Project Orion that was key to me realizing that Timon and Pumbaa were saving the pandas without watching the aforementioned Don't Break The China.

My deepest fear about this dogmatic belief saying that Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa are evil in The Lion King is that it will reinfect me with the exact same type of misinterpretation-based hatred of Timon and Pumbaa that I now bitterly regret, even if those who tout the nonsense don't intend at all to do so.  On being against Timon and Pumbaa for me in particular: Been there; done that, it sucked!  If the first one sucked, why would I want the sequel?  And that is exactly why I ban that belief stating that Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa are evil in The Lion King from any Project Orion II-related activity because I am certainly not going to let it happen again.  SuperGodzilla12 and ConfusedMatthew are both shallow and very prejudice against the characters of Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa and that makes me furious since it is highly unfair.

Project Orion II's Black List of NoNo's

This post contains a list of things that will be banned on Project Orion II and if you do anything that is on this blacklist, you will be 1) blocked from my YouTube account 2) not allowed to comment on my blogs, and 3) banned from any future Project Orion II websites.  Here is the black list of NoNo's that are strictly taboo when discussing Project Orion II.

  1. Genocide, advocating genocide, and genocidal fantasies that promote genocide against what one dislikes such as an anti-Avatar YouTube video by a user known as Radith87 called "How Avatar Should Have Ended" which glorifies using the Death Star from Star Wars destroying Pandora from Avatar.
  2. Militarism
  3. Militaristic Entertainment (a.k.a. Militainment):  Militainment comes in many forms such as militaristic video games including Halo and Call of Duty, war toys including GI Joe and America's Army, militaristic news programs, militaristic TV programs, militaristic films, trailers to real wars, pro-war music, and military-sponsored public events such as the MCAS Miramar Air Show in San Diego County.
  4. Bigotry (esp. religious bigotry) on the basis of color, gender, sexual orientation, of life-style.
  5. Slandering Star Trek by accusing Star Trek of promoting things such as racism or communism for fear that would lead to the exact same types of insults against Project Orion II.  If you don't believe me, go check out three following links to asinine Star Wars Vs Star Trek Essays and see for yourself: philosophy, communism, racism.
  6. The abhorrent belief that states that the characters of Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa in The Lion King are evil which is based on gross misunderstandings and obsessive nitpicking for fear that it will infect me and cause me to repeat my deepest childhood regret.  If you don't believe me, go to confusedmatthew's and/or supergodzilla12's disgusting YouTube reviews of The Lion King and see for yourself.
  7. Titan AE because it has a spaceship destroy Earth for no good reason whatsoever for the sake of a highly illogical story that is utter handwavium saturation.  Even Star Wars whcih is NOT even science fiction (even according to George Lucas) and is inslead fantasy like Harry Potter and Lord Of The Rings is not this soaked in handwavium.
  8. Godzilla because it encourages bullying and force arguments (argumentum ad baculum).
  9. Hate speech
  10. Certain pessimistic claims that state that interstellar travel is impossible, there are nay sayers who oppose any prospect of future interstellar travel and love to say that we will never go to the stars.
Now you know the types of things that are forbidden on Project Orion II and you should not do any of the things listed above or I will ban you from any Project Orion II-related discussions.

Friday, February 24, 2012

My Forebodings

I am finally succeeding in moving away from my troubles with Sando Aqua Monsters though my interest in the Jupiter "Floaters" and "Hunters" from Cosmos that I had starting in late March and most of April 1999 and taking Colo Claw Fish with me.  Sorry Tussy that I got a bit too rough on you, I take back what I said about you not being my friend.  That is the good news.

The bad news is that a Godzilla goon who dogmatically thinks that the characters of Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa are evil uploaded a mostly fallacious review of The Lion King.  The guy is OBSESSED with Godzilla and even uses that evil terrorist leviathan as his avatar in his TLK review which is a force argument generating uncertainty on whether or not I will do a full commentary on it or a good rebuttal.  Blast, I HATE Godzilla because he is capricious, malevolent, sadistic, warlike, sadomasochistic, terrorist.  I would much rather be friends with Tusserk than with the lying sack of diarrhea known as supergodzilla12 any day.  If I decide to do a commentary on that diarrhea head's lengthy nitpick review, I will use anti-Godzilla avatars such as the Cloverfield leviathan, the Sandworms of Dune, the Aerial Whale called "the Guide", or Jupiter Floaters.

Godzilla is one of those things that embody foreboding in me along with Mega Man, dragons, and the X-Wings, and this has nothing to do with supergodzilla12 since it stems from the 1990s.  I will be furious if you envision Godzilla eating Colo Claw Fish and hate you for it.

Back on the previous topic, this foreboding is not easy to explain and I am just starting to put the pieces together.  But when I get mentally home; meaning back to when it was full strong with Project Orion II versus X-Wings in February and March 1999 and I was before then as far back as mid 1998, I will be able to far batter understand this foreboding.  Then I must achieve what my goals have been before I can solve this foreboding of mine.  I have strict non-aggression rules and will not refuse to be friends with those who happen to like the X-Wings since I will be mentally home.  I did have a vendetta against a Starwoid nnaed Brian Walcaliak that stemmed form suppressed feelings that I had from my original hatred of Star Wars (January 1997- April 26, 1998) and what I call the "Orion Crisis" started on Fat Tuesday, February 16, 1999.

At this rate, I shall be mentally home by Wednesday, March 21, 2012, the thirteenth anniversary of when I was drivien away from my mental home state of mind by having my Orion II taken away.  In my Orion II Starship of the mind, I am taking Colo Claw Fish with me under my wing as I head mentally home.  In return, Colo Claw Fish will psychologically benefit me in various ways such as my already launched Colo Claw Fish & Project Orion II Unity and perhaps helping me to end my forebodings.

Colo Claw Fish

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

I Take That Back: I STILL Dislike Star Wars & Rogue Squadron SUCKS!

After thinking that for a while that I no longer dislike Star Wars, but it just dawned on me today that I still do.  I seriously dislike the design of the X-Wings and you can check out my latest blog that I just posted today.

The worst Star Wars-related attack against me on record was in the year 1999.  Started with the birth of my Project Orion II interstellar brainchild, I used Orion II to defend myself against Rogue Squadron and the X-Wings that I fear.  So in an effort to force me to like Star Wars and the X-Wings, those around me took away Project Orion II and tried to kill my brainchild, especially for twenty weeks solid from Sunday, March 21 until Sunday, August 8 that year.  This coupled with some indecision on my part out of fear caused a serious aftermath featuring unwanted obsessions and an unwillingness to study in me that otherwise should not be there.  It took me many years to undo all of that psychological damage.  Since 2002, I have had intense psychological therapy and since the end of 2004 did intense self-examination, and from all of that I have arrived at the conclusion that I really don't like the design of the X-Wings for example.

As I go back to being psychologically home for the first time since 1999, I am taking the erotic Star Wars eels known as Colo Claw Fish with me in an Orion II Starship of the mind.  I now have a psychological union between Colo Claw Fish and the Orion II Starship called the Colo Claw Fish & Project Orion II Unity.  This is especially important since the previous Orion Unity; a psychological union between the X-Wings and the original Project Orion called the X-Wing & Project Orion Unity was ill-fated from its start on Monday, August 17, 1998.  That previous Orion Unity was doomed to collapse into what I call the Orion Crisis and did so on Fat Tuesday, February 16, 1999.  However, I have other reasons for the Colo Claw Fish & Project Orion II Unity besides the failure of the X-Wing & Project Orion Unity.
Colo Claw Fish

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Project Orion II Got Sando Aqua Monster Day

Hello, this is Project Orion II's Chief Designer and Fat Tuesday, February 21, 2012 is also the day that Project Orion II triumphed over the Sando Aqua Monster (including Tussy's Jedi Sando Aqua Monster on SWAG).

I am also designing an interstellar spacecraft concept that supplements Project Orion II dubbed Project Daedalus II which is a cross between the Project Daedalus second stage and the middle and stern of a Project Icarus design.  Daedalus II was born on the day that Project Orion II beat the Sando Aqua Monster.
Project Daedalus 2nd stage
The bow of Project Daedalus II will look like the Project Daedalus second stage above with the reaction chamber removed since it will be attach to a body that looks like the spine and stern of the Project Icarus design below
Project Icarus Mk 1
However, the engine on Daedalus II will have six supports instead of three holding the engine rings onto the pusher plate.  There will be six fuel tanks above the push shied instead of eight plus the spine will be somewhat shorter and have propellant and secondary propulsion such as magsail in it as well.  There could be heat radiators to purge the excess heat.  Colo Claw Fish Carriers may need to have large heat radiators to purge the waste heat.

Another option for a first Colo Claw Fish Carrier could be totally based on the Project Icarus Mk 2 design shown in the two images below.  Project Daedalus II might turn out to look like the Icarus Mk 2 design with some small changes on it.  The advantage of the Icarus Mk 2 design for a fusion pulse Colo Claw Fish Carrier is that it is easier to shield the sexy eels from cosmic rays with that design.  As I was writing this blog entry, I changed form the cross between Icarus Mk 1 and Project Daedalus 2nd Stage to using just the Icarus Mk 2 design as the staple basis for Daedalus II.  In fact, I will use the Project Icarus Mk 2 design for my Project Daedalus II, but will add some small changes such as a large hatch for erotic Colo Claw Fish and an astronomy deck that I know and love.
Project Icarus Mk 2 Foreward
Another bonus of the Icarus Mk 2 design is that those curved cosmic ray deflector magnetic poles can also serve as 100% effective Sando Aqua Monster repellent.  In another words, the entire ship would be Sando repellent. 
Project Icarus Mk 2 Aft
Project Orion II the Light Colo Claw Fish Protector

Monday, February 20, 2012

Project Orion II Versus Sando Aqua Monster

I am Project Orion II's Chief Designer so by default Project Orion II is one of my most frequent haunts.  My other most frequent haunts include Jupiter "Floaters" and "Hunters" from Carl Sagan's Cosmos, Atomic Rockets, realistic interstellar travel, and astronomy.  There is a Sando Aqua Monster lover whose pseudonym is Tusserk (a.k.a. Tussy) and is a member of the Star Wars Artists' Guild (SWAG).  That imbecile drew a "Jedi Sando Aqua Monster" and loves to brag about how those cosmic vermin are "Force sensitive".  Sando Aqua Monsters are one of Tussy's most frequent haunts.  Sorry Tussy, but my interstellar brainchild Project Orion II will always have the upper hand over the Sando Aqua Monster.

Project Orion II Specifications:

Length: 190 meters
Width: 50 meters
Payload Mass: 225 tonnes
Dry Mass: 1,000 tonnes
Propellent Mass: 9,000 tonnes
Departure Mass: 10,000 tonnes
Powerplant: D-He3 fusion pulse propulsion / Magsail
Speed: 10% lightspeed (30,000 kilometers per second)
Affiliation: Reason

Sando Aqua Monster Specifications:

Average Length: 160 meters
Speed: 160 kilometers per hour
Affiliation: Superstition

Project Orion II operates in outer space and the Sando Aqua Monster cannot even fly!  It is obvious from all of the evidence that Project Orion II wins hands down!  Even Tussy's Sando Aqua Jedi would be no match for the Orion II Starship for the same reasons as I stated before.  That is because Project Orion II (if one were to arm it) can strike from outer space while the Sando Aqua Jedi cannot even fly and the beam would come at the speed of light, thus not allowing the Jedi Sando Aqua Monster enough time to react.  The Force will not do Jedi Sando any good because it is a product of SICK brains.  Christophrenia is the belief in resurrected zombies that save with blood, namely Zombie Jesus.  Religion is organized schizophrenia.  Check out Calpurnpiso's Philosophy for more information on why belief in Zombie God or the Force is just like schizophrenia since the guy backs up what he says with FACTS!
Project Orion II

Sunday, February 19, 2012

A Poison Tree: My Anger At The Sando Aqua Monster

This post is derived from A Poison Tree by William Blake which is a little poem with a big point.

A Poison Tree is solely grown by anger.  The poison tree is largely a metaphor for holding in anger and not letting it go.

Why I am so angry with the Sando Aqua Monster

Don't you DARE tell me that Sando Aqua Monsters don't have any predators, Cloverfield is a predator of Sando Aqua Monsters
When I first saw Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (TPM) in theaters in 1999, a poison tree had sprouted!  You may ask me what caused my poison tree to sprout, let me explain.  It is extremely rare for me to get so tormented by a minor aspect of a film, usually when I dislike something it is for big points such as the fact that Halo is war propaganda.  The 18-second segment of TPM in which a Sando Aqua Monster bit a Colo Claw Fish in two and ate it for lunch is such a rare occasion for me in which a nitpick makes me furious.  I am serious, the fact that the TPM underwater scene GLORIFIED that act of the Sando torturing and eating the Colo is exactly what sprouted the poison tree that I am talking about.  One thing that nurtured that poison tree is that I was virtually unaware that I was a protector of Colo Claw Fish until Saturday, March 20, 2004.

Since March 20, 2004, I envisioned using certain non-Star Wars interstellar spacecraft such as Project Orion II to protect Colo Claw Fish from Sando Aqua Monsters.  And this has including visions of starships such as Bussard Ramjets capable of housing Colo Claw Fish while they ply deep space.  I also envisioned using blue-ringed octopus (Hapalochlaena) to counter the Sando Aqua Monster in a style reminiscent of The Eagle And The Beetle.  Now I imagine the Cloverfield Leviathan eating Sando Aqua Monsters for dinner.  Cloverfield is my favorite monster movie.

My REVENGE: Cloverfield the natural enemy of Sando Aqua Monsters revealed! 
Project Orion II and the Cloverfield leviathan will gang up on the Sando Aqua Monster.  Cloverfield is 365.8 meters in total body length and is 225.6 meters wide if the arms are outstretched.  The Sando Aqua Monster is only 160 meters long.  The Sando was an adult, but the larger Clover was an infant or juvenile.  I am NOT joking, the Cloverfield leviathan which is larger than the Sando Aqua Monster is a child, and this can be proven in the featurette called "I Saw It!  It's Alive!  It's Huge!" on a Cloverfield DVD or Blu-Ray by the creators of that film!  Anyone who thinks that the Sando Aqua Monster can beat Clover is a liar and needs to STFU!

Although I no longer hate Star Wars, I STILL hate the Sando Aqua Monster.  I am also troubled by the fact that some Star Wars fans openly love Sando Aqua Monsters and glorify the sadistic vermin.  Allow me to give you one example, on the Star Wars Artists' Guild (SWAG) website someone going by the pseudonym of "Tusserk" (a.k.a. Tussy) drew a picture of a "Jedi Sando Aqua Monster" because she is a massive fan of those rotten animals.  Tussy drew that aforementioned Sando Aqua Jedi at the request of another SWAG member going by the pseudonym of "VashKnives".  Tussy claims that Sando Aqua Monsters are "Force-sensitive" eventhough from my readings of offical Star Wars sources about Sando Aqua Monsters I saw no evidence of that.  Both the Orion II Starship and the Cloverfield leviathan own the Sando Aqua Monster for obvious reasons.
Orion II Starship

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Happy 13th Birthday Project Orion II

Saturday, February 18, 2012 is the Thirteenth Birthday of Project Orion II.
Project Orion II's Symbol: The Dodecahedron
Project Orion II
Project Orion II's Apprentice: Colo Claw Fish
Hello, this is Project Orion II's Chief Designer Timothy McHugh and I have something that I want to tell you on this special day to me.  Thirteen years ago in the morning of Thursday, February 18, 1999, I came up with my most prized interstellar brainchild dubbed Project Orion II after realizing that the original Project Orion was defunct via hearing from someone who read about it.  Today is Project Orion II's thirteenth birthday on Saturday, February 18, 2012.  I commemorate February 18 as the birthday of my vision.  The dodecahedron is the symbol that I have adopted for Project Orion II.  Project Orion II's sexy alien apprentice is the Colo Claw Fish as in the Colo Claw Fish & Project Orion II Unity.

Happy 13th Birthday Project Orion II:

To my most prized brainchid
I wish you a stellar 13th birthday
You are the very reason that I go to college
Studying to be an aerospace engineer
You provide true hope for me and everything that I stand for
You foiled the Drej Queen's plot to destroy Earth with logic
You are so united with Colo Claw Fish as your apprentice in an Orion II Unity
You are like a bright lonely spark in a sea of jet black darkness
Project Orion II, I am forever grateful for conceiving you
You signal the end of the Military Industrial Complex and capitalism
You adapt to reality checks since you were born from reality checks to begin with
You are by far one of the most if not the most flexible interstellar project so far conceived
You will promote international cooperation and end nationalism and national pride
You bear my very best and the very best of other kinred luminaries of reason

Project Orion II's interstellar destination is still undecided for scientific reasons, but I am hoping that Project Orion II will travel to Alpha Centauri (a.k.a. Rigel Kentaurus, Rigel Kent, or Toliman) which si only 4.37 light-years away.  Alpha Centauri A is a G2-type yellow dwarf and is slightly larger and brighter than our own Sun, Alpha Centauri B is a K0-tyle orange dwarf star whihc is slightly smaller and dimmer than our sun.  At closest approach, the two suns in Rigel Kentaurus are over eleven astronomical units apart and at farthest from one another more than thirty astronomical units apart.  The maximum distance from each star than a planet can maintain a stable orbit is two astronomical units.  The habitable zones of both of the star fall comfortably within the 2 AU radious from each star.  Rigel Kentaurus is a metal rich star system with a higher metal content than our solar system has.  However, astronomers have yet to detect whether or not there are actually planets circling those suns, let alone to assertain if there are habitable planets orbiting one or both of those stars.  Gas giants are unlikely since there is not enough room between the stars for gas gianst to form, but rocky planets are likely indeed.  Who knows, perhaps Colo Claw Fish do inhabit an Earth-like planet orbiting in the habitable zone aound one of the two stars in Rigel Kentaurus.
Scale size comparison of our Sun and the stars of Alpha Centauri

Distance in kilometsr from the Sun to Alpha and Proxima Centauri

Alpha Centauri closest approach and 2 AU limit for stable orbit

Project Orion II Specifications:

Length: 190 meters
Width: 50 meters
Payload Mass: 225 tonnes
Dry Mass: 1,000 tonnes
D-He3 Propellent Mass: 9,000 tonnes
Departure Mass: 10,000 tonnes
Speed: 0.1c (30,000 kilometers per second)

Project Orion II Inspirational Quote:

"The through the vast and gloomy dark,
Ther moves what seems a firey spark,
A lonely spark with silvery rays
Piercing the coal-black night." - Edward Lear
Above is a video describing the specifics of Project Orion II and below is a video talking about the Colo Claw Fish & Project Orion II Unity.  I uploaded both of these videos, it is me who is in the videos.
I just had to create this specific post on this specific day of they year because it is only logical to celebrate Project Orion II's birthday every February 18.
Project Orion II will discipline the Sando Aqua Monster!  The above video about how the Orion II Starship will own the Sando Aqua Monster is a video that I made under an account that I have now retired.  The Orion II Starship will beat the Sando Aqua Menace to punish that leviathan for torturing and eating Colo Claw Fish for lunch.  Orion II has the ultimate advantage over the Sando because 1) Orion II operates in outer space and the Sando cannot even fly, 2) Orion II (if used for a military purpose) can strike from a greater distance than the Sando can, 3) Orion II is a whole lot faster than the Sando, and 4) Orion II is built on reality checks while the Sando is grown on bollocks.  However that video is about good that I got out of the Sando Aqua Monster as a target for catharis for my forebodings that I cna defeat with my most prized brainchild guaranteed.

Didn't I (Blow Your Mind This Time) - The Delfonics (1970)
Beginnings - The Chicago Transit Authority (1970)
I'll Be Around - The Spinners (1972)
The 1972 song called "I'll Be Around" by The Spinners happens to remind me of Project Orion II and the Orion II Starship everytime I hear it; therefore, it is one of my favorite songs.  This song is especially good for reflecting the exact same type of mood that would go into the Colo Claw Fish & Project Orion II Unity.
Turn The Beat Around - Vicki Sue Robinson (1976)
Project Orion II Birthday Video

Friday, February 17, 2012

Colo Claw Fish & Project Orion II Unity & Project Orion II Victory

Hello, this is Project Orion II's Chief Designer Timothy McHugh and I am going to talk about some excellent news.  In the evening of Tuesday, February 16, 1999, I started a psychological opposition towards the X-Wings that became known as the Orion Crisis that lasted for precisely thirteen years, hence the term "13-Year Orion Crisis (13YOC)".  I don't like X-Wings because I do not like the design.  Yesterday in the evening of Thursday, February 16, 2012, I achieved my psychological goal of having spacecraft designs that I like such as Project Orion II or Arwings from Star Fox instead of X-Wings take the Death Star out of commission.  Now that I have achieved my long-sought-after objective,  I will make official a psychological unity that I refer to as the Colo Claw Fish & Project Orion II Unity which will be in a permanent state.

Colo Claw Fish can grow up to 40 meters in body length and I do speculate and believe that they are real aliens, but let me explain why I view them differently than Star Wars does.  First of all, you cannot have liquid water in the core of a planet or even just below the rocky crust of an Earth-like planet, that goes against basic planetary physics.  Continental crust is made of granite while oceanic crust is made of a denser basalt.  Water is a lot less dense than any rock; therefore, rock always sinks in water.  If Colo Claw Fish exist, they would live above the oceanic crust of their home planet or moon, not below it and certainly not in the planet core!  I believe that Colo Claw Fish do not live in a galaxy far, far away and instead live in our own Milky Way Galaxy, perhaps in the ocean of a habitable planet or moon in a star system nearby to us such as Alpha Centauri 4.37ly, Tau Ceti 11.9ly and 40 Eridani 16.7ly.  I am not only hoping that there are Earth-like worlds in the Alpha Centauri star system, I also hope that Colo Claw Fish live at Alpha Centauri as well.  That is especially true since Alpha Centauri is our next door neighbor in galactic terms.  Colo Claw Fish have a slow digestive system and even hibernate, and this makes them very safe for human ecology despite them being predators.  Colo Claw Fish would be much safer to human life than locusts or tribbles for example.  In fact, we know more about the surfaces of the moon and Mars than we do about our won planet's oceans and we only explored 1% of the Earth's oceans.  This raises an interesting possibility that there is a remote possibility that real Colo Claw Fish might live on our own planet and we have yet to discover them.

Project Orion II is a concept of a deuterium-helium3 inertial confinement fusion pulse propulsion interstellar spacecraft that borrows from other interstellar travel concepts including Project Orion (1958-1965), Project Daedalus (1973-1978), and the ongoing Project Icarus study.  Project Orion was an attempt to develop a spacecraft propelled by nuclear explosives behind a pusher plate and was under top secret development until after the signing of the 1963 Nuclear Test Ban Treaty that forbids nuclear explosions in space.  Project Daedalus was a five-year study by the British Interplanetary Society of a deuterium-helium3 fusion pulse propelled interstellar probe flyby mission to Barnard's Star 5.9ly.  Project Icarus is another five-year theoretical study that started in latter 2009 between the Tau Zero Foundation and the British Interplanetary Society that like Orion II, must slow down to another star system.  Orion II will have a secondary propulsion system such as a magsail or a lightsail to permit it to save fuel and decelerate.  The Orion II Starship will be 190 meters in total length and have a width of 50 meters.  Orion II will travel at a top speed of at least ten percent of the cosmic speed limit, the speed of light.  So a voyage to Alpha Centauri only 4.37 light-years away; factoring in both the acceleration and deceleration phases of the mission would take about fifty years, less than a human lifespan.  So if my Alpha Centauri hopes are true, it would take the Orion II Starship starting from launch a half century to travel to the real home of Colo Claw Fish and discover them.  Project Orion II will be built and launched before the end of the 21st Century and arrive at Alpha Centauri and possibly find Colo Claw Fish in the early half of the 22nd Century.

Originally before the 13YOC starting on Monday, August 17, 1998, I tired a psychological unity between the original Project Orion and X-Wing Starfighters that turned out to be an ill-fated disaster that eventually resulted in the Orion Crisis starting on the following Mardi Gras.  And that is exactly why the Orion II Unity is with Colo Claw Fish instead of X-Wings.  I will make a video series and some posts talking about the 13YOC including a back story starting with my birth to show how it all developed.
Jupiter "Floaters" and "Hunters" (Carl Sagan's Cosmos)
 Above is an image of the Jovian "floaters" and "hunters" that were featured in Chapter/Episode 2 of Carl Sagan's Cosmos called "Once Voice In The Cosmic Fugue".  I was fascinated by the possibility of life in the atmospheres of gas giants since early 1999.  Below is a video talking about the Colo Claw Fish & Project  Orion II Unity.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Team Star Fox vs. the Death Star

In this post I will have Team Star Fox instead of Rogue Squadron attack the moon-like planet buster known as the Death Star because of what it does and its shape.  It will be Fox McCloud instead of Luke Skywalker who will take the Death Star out of commission.  As a result, the Death Star will be blown apart by an Arwing instead of an X-Wing.  I am disgusted with certain fan fiction fantasies about the Death Star demolishing Planet Earth and the moon Pandora from James Cameron's Avatar, especially since this is being done for no good or logical reason whatsoever.  Don't get me wrong, fan fiction also helps me in various other areas ranging from taking Colo Claw Fish under my wing to having a non-Star Wars hero that I love blow up the deadly Death Star.  In conclusion fan fiction both helps me and causes me problems.  A perfect example of a fan fiction that glorifies using the Death Star to wipe out what one does not like is a genocidal fantasy YouTube video by YouTuber with the username of Radith87 called "How Avatar Should Have Ended".  That video was designed to punish Avatar for overtaking Star Wars in the box office out of raw jealousy and revenge.  I bet that the chief reason some idiots fantasize about the Death Star blasting our planet to rubble is to attack Star Trek by blowing up the capital planet of the United Federation of Planets, which is the same as the planet we live on.  I was angry when I first saw the trailers to Titan AE since it had a spaceship destroy Earth.  Had Titan AE never been written, there would STILL be those fantasies about the Death Star destroying Earth and Pandora.

Fox McCloud: Lead pilot of Team Star Fox
Fox McCloud is the leader of the Star Fox team and his piloting prowess is unmatched.  He is a far better pilot than any star pilot in the Star Wars universe.  Unlike Luke Skywalker, Fox McCloud does not need any mumbo jumbo or superstition such as the Force to take out the Death Star since he is a excellent pilot to begin with.
Grand Moff Tarkin: Captain of the Death Star
Grand Moff Tarkin is the captain of the Imperial Death Star who loves to say the following line, "You may fire when ready."  He is skinny and tall.
Arwing: Starfighter of choice for Team Star Fox
Team Star Fox has four Arwings flown by the aforementioned Fox McCloud, Falco Lombardi, Krystal, and Slippy Toad.  Arwings are far superior to any Star Wars starfighters including X-Wing Starfighters and let me explain.  First of all, X-wings are only destroyed with one or two hits, even with the shields up.  Conversely, Arwings have shields that can take many hits before going down.  Secondly, there is no maneuver that an X-Wing can do that an Arwing cannot do, plus Arwings can do barrel rolls to deflect enemy fire which X-Wings cannot do.  Thirdly, an Arwing is both faster and more maneuverable than an X-Wing.  Fourthly, Arwings have smart nova bombs that can decimate scores of enemy fighters which X-Wings' proton torpedoes cannot do.  Fithly, Arwings have a better design for entering and exiting atmospheres than X-Wings do.  Many sci-fi has got it wrong in the sense that you cannot bank or swerve in space plus you are not really helpless when someone is behind you in space.  That is because there is no friction to push against in space as well as the fact that a spacecraft can fly in any angle they want to when cruising, even backwards.  Pivoting and swiveling can be done in a vacumm like outer space.  But either way, an Arwing is a far better choice of starfighter in taking the Death Star out of commission. 
Death Star
The Imperial Death Star is a moon-like battle station with enough firepower to obliterate an entire planet in one shot.  In the original Star Wars movie, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, the Death Star test fired its planet-busting superlaser on Princess Leia's homeworld of Alderaan.  In certain fan fiction, this superweapon has been envisioned by some jerks to destroy other planets including Naboo (Star Wars), Pandora (Avatar), and Earth out of blind hatred by the individuals with such fantasies.  The reason that Naboo has been targeted by some Death Star-related fan fiction is because many old-school Star Wars fanatics are pissed off at the changes that George Lucas did to Star Wars; especially aspects such as Jar Jar Binks, so they choose to lash out in their vindictive imaginations.  NEWSFLASH you old school Starwoids, George Lucas is the creator of the entire Star Wars franchise, and if you don't like the changes, then walk away from that franchise.  Please stop lashing out.  Radith87 glorified using the Death Star to wipe out the Na'vi and blasting Pandora all because he was upset that Star Wars was not number one in the box offic and motivated by immature jealousy.  I bet that the Star Wars fans who envision the Death Star decimating Earth are mainly doing it to cripple the United Federation of Planets from Star Trek by attacking the Federation where it hurts the most. 
TIE Fighter: The Death Star's fighters
The Death Star is guarded by swarms of Twin Ion Engine (TIE) Fighters that swarm attacking starfigthters in order to defend the Death Star.  TIE fighters are taken out with only one shot and are no match for Arwings, especially since Arwings can use nova bombs to take out scores of them per blast.  Team Star Fox can easily take on the TIE Team.

Fox McCloud would place a smart nova bomb into the thermal exhaust port which will be obvious despite interference surrounding it.  As to not have to rely on a ficticious weakness, Fox would drop an antimatter bomb into the thermal exhaust port that will go off once in the center of that battle station as to shield Team Star Fox from the deadlist elements of the blast, gamma rays.

Monday, February 13, 2012

Star Peace

In this post, I will call for an end to the highly heated "Star Trek vs Star Wars" fan rivalry since it is based purely on nebulous reasons.  There is an overrated, over-hyped, and over-priced bloodthirsty militaristic science fiction gaming franchise called Halo that threatens to militarize the space genre.  I am not making  this up, Halo is blatant military propaganda and it can be proven in the video below:
As you can see in the above video, Bungie and Halo have ties to the US Army, the Pentagon, and the Military Industrial Complex.  Halo is just a colossal propaganda advertisement for the Military Industrial Complex.  Don't ever tell me so ignorant as the claim that Star Wars and Halo are very similar, because they are very different.  The last Star Wars Prequel, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith (ROTS) was against the George and Dick administration and their pro-war foreign policy.  Obi-Wan said, "My loyalty is to democracy, to the Republic."  Anakin replied, "If you are not with me, then you are my enemy."  Anakin's aforementioned line was modeled after Geroge's quote saying, "You are either with us or you are with the terrorists."  Contrary to what some fanatics say, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (TPM) has deep meaning starting with the fact that nobody is born evil.  Another  big point of TPM is what happens to one will effect the other as demonstrated with the Gunbgans and the Naboo who disagreed with each other but lived in peace.  This is what we need to emulate instead of the asinine "Star Trek vs Star Wars" fan rivalry and is also the meaning behind my vision of Colo Claw Fish Carriers and their captains forgiving Sando Aqua Monsters.  Halo on the other hand goes against the meaning of Star Wars, and I know this since I am highly intelligent, logical, and highly educated.
I will envision using 2500m Heavy Colo Claw Fish Carriers to push for an end to Halo.  Heavy Colo Claw  Fish Carriers will once they pick up their Colo Claw Fish passengers form Naboo go straight to the heart of the Halo Universe via a wormhole to protest the militainment and military propaganda that Halo is.  Halo is just nonstop violence and a growing mountain of feces higher than Mt Everest that I fondly refer to as "Mt Halo".
Heavy Colo Claw Fish Carrier
Mt Halo
Had Gene Roddenberry lived to see Mt Halo, he would have been thoroughly disgusted by that sick franchise.

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Titan AE Brings NO Peace, NO Joy!

This post is to counter Titan AE since I HATE that highly illogical science fiction film for having a spaceship destroy Earth for no good reason story wise whatsoever, for purely illogical reasons.  They had the Alahenena destroy our planet in the name of handwavium and handwavium alone, and that is SICK!  I no longer dislike or hate Star Wars unlike when I wrote some previous posts.  I would much rather watch Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (TPM) than watch Titan AE TOXICITY any day!  I ceased to have antipathy towards Star Wars on Friday, February 10, 2012 when I saw the 3D re-release of TPM in protest of Titan AE.  If you tell me that no one could have stopped the Drej from destroying Earth, I will tell you to shut up since I have strong feelings in favor of saving Earth.
I will forgive the Sando Aqua Monster for eating one Colo Claw Fish in the TPM underwater scene since that is NOTHING when compared to the unforgivable crime of having a spaceship destroying Earth.  A Colo Claw Fish Carrier can easily drain the Alahenena with is massive frontal ram scoop and this could perhaps boost the performance of the Colo Claw Fish Protector Ship that eats the Crystalline Drej Ship.  The 500m Bussard Ramjet carrying Kyro Sparkles Seymour the Colo Claw Fish will foil the Drej Queen's plot  to destroy Earth by sucking up the Drej energy from the Alahenena with its ramjet engine.  One way to stop the Drej from destroying Earth without relying on a fictitious weakness is using an antimatter bomb which is a hundred times more powerful than a nuclear warhead.  A teaspoon of antimatter is enough to destroy an entire major city, the Alahenena is 7620 meters long, smaller than a major city.  To solve the problem of the gamma rays, the antimatter bomb would be in the heart of the Alahenena before going off as to shield the Colo Claw Fish Carrier from the deadliest elements of the blast.
500m Light Colo Claw Fish Carrier

2500m Heavy Colo Claw Fish Carrier
7620m Alahenena
I also HATE Titan AE since it is soaked in handwavium, not even Star Wars which is not even science fiction is nearly this stupid.  And the sad thing is that Titan AE IS science fiction yet it is virtually pure handwavium and highly illogical.  The ONLY thing that Titan AE got right in its story is the internal layout of the Titan Project, like that of a skyscraper.  There is a common misconception that starships have internal layouts like that of boats due to a "Space is an ocean" fallacy.  However, the Titan is a handwavium device since it is designed to magically create an entire Earth-sized planet from scratch and make it habitable all within one year, this is against physics.  Terraforming is NOT creating planets, it is purely taken an already existing planet such as Venus or Mars and making it Earth-like and takes a time span like centuries to do.  In Titan AE, we did not terraform any planets, but were able to magically create habitable planets, this is absurd.  Titan AE had the Drej demolish our planet just to leave the fate of humanity in some handwavium device, I HATE this with a purple passion!  Newsflash Titan AE, you need REALITY and the laws of physics to save things!

The villains of the movie, the terrorist group known as the Drej are pure handwavium and don't you dare deny it.  First of all, the Drej are said to be pure energy, but they are corporeal beings with tangible bodies like you and I.  The Drej Stingers and Alahenena are made out of pure energy; don't make me laugh, they have tangible designs.  This is a contradiction that flies in the face of physics since pure energy cannot be tangible and pure energy life would be non-corporeal meaning without a body.   Another absurdity is the fact  that an ENTIRE white dwarf is crammed into the the Alahenena to power the ship.  The Drej are apparently motiveless villains who apparently do not want anyone creating planets.  We don't learn jack about Drej culture, Drej society, Drej lifestyle as to why they would want to stamp out the human species to begin with.  So the idea  of the Drej destroying a planet  that we already have just to prevent us from creating planets falls flat on its face when put under even the slightest scrutiny.  The film then says that no one can defeat the Drej yet in the climax of the film Cale defeated them by activating the Titan with his magic ring and draining their vessel, this is a contradiction.  I bet that some might think that the Drej Mothership is stealthy on the basis of the Drej coming without waring to Earth in the film, so don't you even dare count on that.  There is absolutely no stealth in space and this is guaranteed by the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics!  For more information on why space stealth is handwavium, check out the Atomic Rockets website's Common Misconceptions, Respecting ScienceDetection In Space Warefare, and Exotic Space Weapons web pages.  The Alahenena would be spotted light-years away and its heat signature would give it away when it is farther from Earth than Alpha Centauri is.  The space shuttle's main engines can be detected past Pluto.  A 190m Project Orion II Starship or a Bussard Ramjet such as a Colo Claw Fish Carrier would also have enough time to deliver the antimatter bomb that will take the Alahenena out of commission in time ot save Planet Earth.

However, despite such an asinine and abhorrent story, Titan AE's messages are excellent and ideals that I agree with.  Titan AE gives messages of hope, second chances, finding a home, belonging, etc and those are reasons that some other people like Titan AE and I will respect that.  Some feel that the voice cast was good.  I have no comment on the music or the style of animation in Titan AE.

The one Star Trek character who instantly reminds me of Titan AE is Nero from the 2009 JJ Abrams Star Trek movie who destroyed Vulcan and tried to destroy Earth in an effort to avenge the destruction of  Romulus.  I have a copy of the comic book prequel  to the 2009 Star Trek film called Star Trek: Countdown which is a back story on what made this Titan AE-like Romulan so angry.

Nero (Star Trek 2009)
Kyro the Colo Claw Fish will swallow the Drej Queen.  I usually am against such measures and against the death penalty.  However, the Drej Queen is one character that I would like to see die since she tries to wipe out everything that I spend a lifetime protecting via genocide, and I have chosen getting swallowed by Kyro the Colo Claw Fish as the Drej Queen's fate.
Kyro the Colo Claw Fish

Drej Queen
In conclusion, Titan AE's morals and cast are excellent, its music and animation are soso.  The story of Titan AE is TOXIC, stupid, ugly, illogical, disjointed, asinine, awful, egregous, absurd, fallacious, unintelligble, unreasonable, unrealistic, idiotic, retarded, mind-numbing, and 100% handwavium.  Titan AE TOXICITY is a mixture of jizz and diarrhea that is puking on, masturbating on, and crapping on astronomy and reason!  When they made Titan AE, it is like they took Carl Sagan's Cosmos and threw it down hard into the dirty gutter.  20th Century Fox pissed me off by making Titan AE and did not earn my forgiveness until after they made what is now my favorite movie, Avatar.

Appeal to Force (Argumentum ad Baculum)

Anatomy of an Appeal to Force (Argumentum ad Baculum)
Appeal to Force (Argumentum ad Baculum) is an informal logical fallacy in which the arguer threatens (a.k.a. intimidates) the persuadee that unpleasant consequences will follow if  they do not accept the conclusion.  This is fallacious (a.k.a. illogical) because the threat of force does not necessarily prove the conclusion to be correct.  I will use a war junkie's ultimatum against a sexy Colo Claw Fish as a sample.

The Arguer: A war-profiteering company known as Halliburton's share holders
Halliburton is a massive conglomerate that is both an oil company and a military contractor.  Dick Cheney was the CEO of Halliburton prior to being the vice president in George Walker Bush's administration from 2001 to 2009.  Halliburton made big bucks during George's asinine Iraq War that lasted from 2003 until 2010.
The Persuadee: An ultra-effeminate, peace-loving, and anti-war Colo Claw Fish named  Kyro Sparkles Seymour.
Kyro the Colo Claw Fish is an active anti-war demonstrator who frequents the coasts of certain American cites like Washington DC, New York City, and San Diego in protest of the USA's dismal addiction to war.  This sexy effeminate eel is destined to wreck Halliburton as well as to wreck the entire business of war profiteering.  Kyro Sparkles Seymour hates capitalism and militarism equally with a purple passion.  Kyro wants to save the human species from itself.
Halliborton's Conclusion: War profiteering if the BEST business plan ever.
Sadly, war profiteering is very lucrative and there are many other war profiteers besides Hallibureton such as Wall Steet, Lockheed Martin, Bechtel, GE, Blackwater, Northrop Grumman, Texico, Exxon Mobile, etc.
Halliburton's Threat: Grenades
Gernades are hand thrown bombs used by military troops to throw at targets on the ground and in the water.  Halliburton's share holders want Kyro to swim in a sea of shrapnel unless the peace eel accepts their pro-war conclusion.


A Halliburton share holder to Kyro the Colo Claw Fish: "Sissy Claw Fish, militarism and war are by far the best business plan that was ever conceived.  You go to Washington to pester the Pentagon, New York City to crash Wall Street, and other cites like San Diego to protest military bases.  We need to keep the Pentagon bloated and obese at all times in order to fight off terrorists.  Wall Street needs to be preserved in order to preserve the stock market.  We need the excessive military bases that we have both at home and abroad in order to defend Old Glory against terrorists and tyrants.  If you bring peace, you are going to wreck our business as well as crash the entire Wall Streets.  So you pansy eel; if you do not agree with us, then we will throw hundreds of grenades at you and make you swim in a sea of shrapnel.  Believe us girly eel, you would be in burning excruciating pain smothered in shrapnel, so please be patriotic and support the military industrial complex."

The threat of tossing grenades into the water at Kyro does not necessarily prove that war profiteering is right.  Kyro rightfully rebelled against the ad baculum and said, "Halliburton, you just committed an informal logical fallacy known as an appeal to force (argumentum ad baculum).  I refuse to give into your force argument; and by threatening to throw tons of shrapnel at me, you just further proved my already air-tight point  that war is horrendous.  A force argument is an informal logical fallacy that threatens the persuadee  that unpleasant consequences will follow unless the persuadee agrees with you.  This is highly illogical because the threat of force does not necessarily prove you right.  Your threat of throwing grenades at  me does not prove that war profiteering is good, and in fact further proves that both war profiteering and war sucks!  Peace rocks and war sucks!  You seriously need to get over this dismal addiction to war.  Capitalism sucks because it enriches the few at the expense of the many, I want a resource-based economy that benefits all.  Wall Street needs to be gone and the Pentagon needs to get slimmed down a lot."

Halliburton's share holders were furious and then sought to make good on their threat and had a grenade party in which all of Halliburton's share holders each threw grenades at Kyro from their lavish yachts.  Kyro then leaped out of the water over one of the yachts with ease.  Kyro was jumping out of the water like a dolphin to demonstrate to the attacking war junkies that he was not going to be intimidated by their grenades and will continue to demonstrate for peace.  The war addicts are offended by the site of Kyro's belly and they each hid their face whenever he leaped over their yacht.  The Halliburton share holder who said the force argument yelled, "Kyro, you are now performing indecent exposure!"  Kyro asked, "What am I doing that you consider to be indecent exposure?"  The angriest share holder who used the ad baculum answered, "We hate the sight of your belly and your floppy fins and we order you to cover up your belly and fins, that is what me mean by you doing indecent exposure."  Kyro replied, "Share holders, there is nothing wrong with my body, you need to stop freaking out about me displaying my sexy fins and my erotic belly, it is NOT indecent, it is perfectly natural.  War, war profiteering, and your force argument on the other hand are indecent.  You guys are so selfish and greedy and only think of yourselves, you don't care for those you send off to fight and die in wars.  Many military familes grieve because of self-centered pigs like you.  I will kick out the war junkies!  You guys are addicted to war and don't you even try to deny it."  Kyro had beaten the share holders and their grenade-chucking yachts.

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Gas Giant Life Vs Planet Core Life / Cloverfield Vs Sando Aqua Monster

Hello this is Project Orion II's Chief Designer, and the topic of this post will be imaginary but possible life forms that would inhabit the atmospheres of gas giants.  My hero, astronomer Carl Edward Sagan along with a colleague, physicist E.E. Salpeter were two of the first people to speculate about the possibility of life in the atmospheres of planets like Jupiter and did so in 1976.  Physics and chemistry permit such lifeforms  inhabiting gas giants, art presents them with a certain reality and charm, but nature does not have to follow speculations.

However before I get started, let me tell you about a habitat and a life form that physics and chemistry totally forbid.  I will talk about the asinine underwater scene in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (TPM).  Just  before the atrocious scene, the Gungan leader Boss Nass said this cheat line to Quin-Gonn Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi, "Da speediest way to da Naboo is through da planet core!"  I am NOT joking, Boss Nass really meant it, some TPM fans may try to move the goalposts on me by just saying that they went around the core in underwater caves below the entire crust of the planet, but even that falls flat on its face when placed under close scrutiny.  Water is a lot less dense than rock; therefore, rock always sinks in water.  Naboo is a rocky planet like Earth and has a rocky crust too, so logic and physics clearly state that the interior structure of Naboo sucks.  If Colo Claw Fish are real which I believe chances are that they do actually exist, they would live above the basalt oceanic crust of their home world, NOT in the planet core as TPM would have us believe.  Oceanic crust which is made of basalt is denser than continental crust which is made of granite, and that is exactly why it is oceanic crust, not continental crust that gets subducted in subduction zones.  The Naboo planet core nonsense ignores the engine that drives habitable rocky planets, plate tectonics.  Here is a picture of how Earth is structured.  Although no other planet will be identical to Earth, every planet will obey the exact same laws of physics as Earth does.  That is because everywhere in the cosmos, the same laws of physics are observed and obeyed!

Interior of Earth
Now I will talk about the one alien sea animal that really irks me about the TPM underwater scene, a feline marine mammal known as the Sando Aqua Monster.  The Sando Aqua Monster sometimes is the roughly the same size as the Orion II Starship.  Male Sando Aqua Monsters can grow to between 160-200 meters in total body length, female Sando Aqua Monsters only grow to 150 meters in total body length.  The average Sando Aqua Monster is 160 meters in total body length, which is 30 meters shorter than the 190 meter Project Orion II interstellar spacecraft.  The one part in particular that bothers me the most in the entire TPM film is when the second Sando Aqua Monster tortured and then ate a Colo Claw Fish.  The fact that the film GLORIFIED this sadistic act in the name of saving the two Jedi and Jar Jar Binks in the Bongo is what really infuriates me the most about this scene.  There are other aspects besides eating Colo Claw Fish that upset me about Sando Aqua Monsters, they are insensitive, they are bullies, they thrive on handwavium, they attack reason, they attack physics, and they represent my deepest fears of losing what I hold dear.
Sando Aqua Monster (Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace)
A Cloverfield Leviathan: A Sando Aqua Monster's predator (Cloverfield)
In the following video, I explain exactly why the Manhattan devastating leviathan from Cloverfield can destroy the Sando Aqua Monster.

The next video proves that Clover is an infant despite being TWICE the size of a Sando Aqua Monster.

Now I will go back to the topic of possible life forms to populate gas giants, I will return to what I discussed earlier when I mentioned  that Carl Sagan and E.E. Salpeter at Cornell University came up with possible life for gas giants via some mathematical calculations.  The Jovian "floaters" and "hunters" as illustrated by a scientific artist renowned for his vivid realism are seen in Carl Sagan's landmark book and series called Cosmos which came out in 1980.  These life forms are discussed in the conclusion of Chapter/Episode 2 of Cosmos called One Voice In The Cosmic Fugue.  They started out by talking about small life forms called "sinkers" which are eventually carried down and fried.  Floaters are vast living balloons that are kilometers across; enormously larger than any Sando Aqua Monster ever would be, beings the size of cities.  The floaters are  neutrally buoyant in the atmospheres of gas giants and can consume organic molecules in the atmosphere  or make their own food with sunlight.  The floaters are imagined to be in vast herd for as far  as the eye can see with camouflage patterns on their skin.  Hunters are fast and maneuverable and feast on the floaters both for their organic molecules and store of pure hydrogen.  There cannot be very many hunters because they would perish if they dine on all of the floaters.  Hollow sinkers would evolve into the first floaters while self propelled floaters evolve into the first hunters.

Jupiter Floaters and hunters (Cosmos Chapter/Episode 2: One Voice In The Cosmic Fugue)

Jupiter Floaters (Cosmos Chapter/Episode 2: One  Voice In The Cosmic Fugue)

Jupiter  Hunters (Cosmos Chapter/Episode 2: One Voice In The Cosmic Fugue)
There are others besides Carl Sagan and Salpeter who speculated about possible life forms to inhabit the atmospheres of gas giants, such as astronomer Terence Dickinson and physicist Stephen Hawking.  Terence Dickinson had a couple of pages in his book called Extraterrestrials: A Field Guide For Earthlings talking about atmospheric life on gas giants.  In the foreground was a large over half kilometer long denizen known as an aerial whale which was referred to as "the Guide".  Aerial whales don't have limbs but they are very intelligent, both much larger than and smarter than Sando Aqua Monsters.  Aerial whales carry intelligent tiny crablike creatures that perform various housekeeping duties in their bodies are are in turned provided with free transportation.  In the background are two 40 kilometer tall light bulb shaped floating cities that also serve as spaceports that bob up and down.  This is to better facilitate the launch of a spacecraft by having  the top pierce the stratosphere while the bottom remains available for commuter traffic.  The slits behind  the eyes of the Guide are its ears, the openings where the ears should  be are actually vocal boxes that unleash a deafening roar, the Guide's mouth is a huge jet intake valve to jet propel the leviathan through the atmosphere of the gas giant.  When at rest, the Guide floats like a balloon, Aerial Whales are neutrally buoyant.  The pumpkin-shaped floaters are envisioned by Stephen Hawking and may feed on the lightning storms that constantly rage on gas giants.

The Guide (Extraterrestrials: A Field Guide For Earthlings)
Jupiter Floaters (Stephen Hawking's Into The Universe)
If life forms that live in the atmospheres of gas giants are possible, it would show how tenacious life can really be in the cosmos.  However, this does not excuse violating the laws of physics.  To say that life on Earth is the only life in the universe is inexcusably big-headed because 1) the universe is so vast and 2) organic matter is abundant throughout the cosmos.  The Guide can easily knock out the Sando Aqua Monster with its deafening roar from those two vocal boxes!  Jupiter Floaters can crush Sando Aqua Monsters like insects.  Stephen Hawkins' Floaters thrive in constant lightning while a Sando Aqua Monster would perish in lightning.  Jupiter Hunters can swoop and swallow Sando Aqua Monsters whole!   Gas Giant Life is victorious over planet core life on all fronts, this is in fact a shut out where planet core life such as Sando Aqua Monsters have their score end at ZERO while gas giant life such as Jupiter Floaters actually score points!  The Guide will befriend the sexy effeminate Colo Claw Fish and all hail to the glorious dodecahedron!

Back Story: From Sunday March 21 to Sunday, August 8, 1999 for twenty weeks, my Orion II was taken away in an attempt to foist Star Wars onto me.  In April 1999, I got fascinated with the Jupiter Floaters and Hunters and by the end  of that month the people around me took away my floaters as part of the aforementioned effort to get me to like Star Wars by stripping me of all of my defenses.  Then on Saturday, May 22, 1999, I saw TPM for the first time in theaters and my subconscious was upset with the underwater scene and this feeling was suppressed until Saturday, March 20, 2004.  This having the Jupiter Floaters taken away only to be exposed to the Sando Aqua Monster is what really made me so angry.  Had I not had my Jupiter Floaters and/or did not have my Orion II taken away, I would have taken Colo Claw Fish under my wing in my mind without even mentioning Sando Aqua Monsters, even in jest.
Colo Claw Fish

The Dodecahedron
Please watch the above video to further understand how I feel on this topic.  Then watch the video below for information on my Colo Claw Fish & Project Orion II Psychological Unity.