The TRUTH about my feelings on Star Wars

Hello, this is Project Orion II's chief designer and I have to reveal the truth about my feelings about Star Wars.  First of all, I never had a problem with Star Wars itself except for one or a few nitpicks, the Death Star, and the shape of the X-Wings, I feared what Star Wars fan might do.  In the past my nitpicks included the destruction of a couple Mon Calamari Star Cruisers in Return Of The Jedi and the World Devastators also eating Mon Calamari Star Cruisers in Dark Empire.  Today my only nitpicks are Sando Aqua Monsters and the treatment of Colo Claw Fish.  At first the only thing that I feared about Star Wars was the Death Star, even before I knew what it was or what it was designed to do.  My fear of the X-Wings did not develop until latter 1997 as a result of having my Star Trek stuff taken away earlier that year for my starting to hate Star Wars in January 1997 due to a few suppressed nitpicks.  When I got rid of my first hatred of Star Wars in April 1998, I tired to be inclusive about Star Wars with starships designed according to realistic scientific principles including Project Orion, but I still suppressed feelings at the time.  I lost it on Christmas 1998 when I get Rogue Squadron with a picture of an X-Wing on it instead of a LEGO set that I wanted and started to HATE Star Wars and the X-Wings again on Fat Tuesday 1999 in what I call the Orion Crisis.  My hatred of the X-Wings was on the surface and skin deep since my goal deep down inside was to fight off a sense of exclusion.  Due to the confiscation of my Orion II for a big chunk of 1999 until August 8 that year, I had a psychological devastation that took me many years to undo via intense therapy and self-examination.  This causes an enormous delay in getting rid of my hatred of Star Wars and solving the Orion Crisis.  This dark period lasted from Sunday, March 21, 1999 when I first had my Orion II taken away until Sunday, September 30, 2012.  Thanks to Idazmi7 and his crusade against StarDestroyer.Net, I was able to overcome this entrenched hatred of Star Wars despite a 706 week delay and achieve my goals of fighting off the exclusion foreboding and to show that my space heroes are just as good as Star Wars heroes on Sunday, October 14, 2012.  The Orion Crisis ends on Tuesday, October 16, 2012 precisely 164 months after it started as to exit the way I came in the last two days before I conceived Project Orion II.  This is also to finalize the bond betwixt Colo Claw Fish and Project Orion II for when the Orion Crisis ends.  I should be cooled off on my 29th birthday on Thursday, October 25, 2012.

So in conclusion, like Idazmi7, I have no problem with Star Wars as a whole, just with bad apple Star Wars fans like StarDestroyer.Net.